Speaking as a 3 month veteran of child raising - nobody has any idea regarding babies Mr Ben. It's all a big rook those baby books. Just try not to give Oliver too many visible scars, psychological are best as they don't show for the first 20 years.
Anonymous
· 6 years ago
Speaking as a 3 month veteran of child raising - nobody has any idea regarding babies Mr Ben. It's all a big rook those baby books. Just try not to give Oliver too many visible scars, psychological are best as they don't show for the first 20 years.
Jojo
· 6 years ago
Eeek! That Babywise is the devil! Throw it and most other books away and trust your gut... except when it tells you to put the wailing week-old infant on a bus to New Jersey in the middle of the night (this might seem like a good idea *at the time* but later you will be very glad your spouse talked you out of it. Trust me on this one).
Anyway, you already know everything you need to know about babies - it is buried deep in the recesses of your matrix-like brain, and Ollie will download it out of you like the master hacker he already is. The only other thing to get the hang of is surviving without REM sleep -- this will put you in the same class as fighter pilots and Resistance heroes and yogis and cyborgs, and forever after you will gaze at weaklings who recklessly sleep until noon with the utter contempt/ sheer envy they deserve.
Good luck!
Jojo
· 6 years ago
Eeek! That Babywise is the devil! Throw it and most other books away and trust your gut... except when it tells you to put the wailing week-old infant on a bus to New Jersey in the middle of the night (this might seem like a good idea *at the time* but later you will be very glad your spouse talked you out of it. Trust me on this one).
Anyway, you already know everything you need to know about babies - it is buried deep in the recesses of your matrix-like brain, and Ollie will download it out of you like the master hacker he already is. The only other thing to get the hang of is surviving without REM sleep -- this will put you in the same class as fighter pilots and Resistance heroes and yogis and cyborgs, and forever after you will gaze at weaklings who recklessly sleep until noon with the utter contempt/ sheer envy they deserve.
Good luck!
Anonymous
· 6 years ago
Goddamnit Mr Ben, I know you've got Oliver home now but is that really any excuse not to update this blog? Where are the cute baby photos?
Anonymous
· 6 years ago
Goddamnit Mr Ben, I know you've got Oliver home now but is that really any excuse not to update this blog? Where are the cute baby photos?
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Anyway, you already know everything you need to know about babies - it is buried deep in the recesses of your matrix-like brain, and Ollie will download it out of you like the master hacker he already is. The only other thing to get the hang of is surviving without REM sleep -- this will put you in the same class as fighter pilots and Resistance heroes and yogis and cyborgs, and forever after you will gaze at weaklings who recklessly sleep until noon with the utter contempt/ sheer envy they deserve.
Good luck!
Anyway, you already know everything you need to know about babies - it is buried deep in the recesses of your matrix-like brain, and Ollie will download it out of you like the master hacker he already is. The only other thing to get the hang of is surviving without REM sleep -- this will put you in the same class as fighter pilots and Resistance heroes and yogis and cyborgs, and forever after you will gaze at weaklings who recklessly sleep until noon with the utter contempt/ sheer envy they deserve.
Good luck!